If it existed, Kendrick Perkins’ BCER (Bad Commercial Efficiency Rating) would be at Jordan-esque levels. Between this jewelry one, his milk stuff and the car one, he’s completely rocking these low budget local ads.
As Deadspin notes, is this a Tim and Eric sketch, or a real commercial?
Next time you question the value of having Perk on your team, just remember this commercial. It wouldn’t exist. And we’d all be worse off for it.