Author: Tyler Parker

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The Side Part: Never boring

The Side Part: Never boring

Russell Westbrook's stat lines make eyes slot machine. He is that which is not and never will be boring! This is a floor game that's dressed in a ...
The Side Part: Punchy

The Side Part: Punchy

I have never been stabbed in the eye with a burning fork. I have never cut off my big toes and stuck them up my nose. I have never played in traff ...
The Side Part: Bigfoot

The Side Part: Bigfoot

Nick Collison, the crowned prince of funk and good cheer, played four minutes and twenty-three seconds last night. He did not score, did not grab ...
The Side Part: Spaceman

The Side Part: Spaceman

Jerami Grant is made with bits of moon. I half believe at some point this season he'll make one of those old Powerade commercials come to life. The ...
The Side Part: Joffrey

The Side Part: Joffrey

Joffrey Lauvergne is made of velvet coated whispers. I can imagine that at least a few times a week, for no reason other than liking the sound of ...
The Side Part: Histrionics

The Side Part: Histrionics

It would've been pretty easy to charge Victor Oladipo with murder after what he did to Dwight "NOW THIS IS GOING TO BE FUN" Howard on the night of D ...
The Side Part: Dunk fun

The Side Part: Dunk fun

I spoke in tongues after Russell Westbrook's dagger dunk last night. Lost my mind for a bit after that. Stood up, lifted my hands to the cracked sky ...
The Side Part: This is weird

The Side Part: This is weird

I had this whole thing written out about why it's okay for Thunder fans to be mad at Durant for going to Golden State. I thought it was pretty good, ...
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