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‘Thunderstruck’ opens running at 17% on Rotten Tomatoes

by Royce Young on August 24, 2012 at 1:38 pm 221 Comments

Warner Premiere

Kevin Durant’s movie officially opens tonight in select theaters. I don’t think we’re going to be talking about an “Avengers” level blockbuster here with lines to get into the theater, but it seems that the movie has created a decent amount of buzz. At least in Oklahoma City.

So far on Rotten Tomatoes, “Thunderstruck” is running at 17% on the Tomatometer. Which means it’s better than “The Watch” and almost as good as “Total Recall.” Only six reviews are in for “Thunderstruck,” but let’s see what the critics are saying:

“Sells itself on durable messages about strong work ethic, the importance of community relations and playing to one’s individual potential.” — Sean O’Connell, Washington Post

“This ‘Freaky Friday’ with basketball keeps throwing airballs.” — Nell Minow, Beliefnet

“Bland, feebly acted comedy, concentrating more on laughs and half-realized messages of adolescent responsibility than solidifying a truly bizarre premise.” — Brian Orndorf, Blu-ray.net

“What should have otherwise been an easy layup of a film bounces off the backboard and rim, and misses its shot at being something special.” — Jim Judy, Screen It

“An innocuous boys’ wish-fulfillment fantasy…that would be more at home on a family-friendly cable channel….But boys of a certain age–and their sports-minded dads–probably won’t mind.” — Frank Swietek, One Guy’s Opinion

“‘Thunderstruck’ isn’t especially funny or exciting, and its muddled lesson is about as convincing as Marv Albert’s luxuriant russet wig. But it’s not terrible.” — Chris Hewitt, St. Paul Pioneer Press

Honestly, I think that should be the thing they plaster on all the commercials and DVD boxes and posters about the movie. “It’s not terrible.” Because we all know what this is. We all know what to expect. But the fact someone would say, “It’s not terrible” is a glowing review in my mind.

Hewitt also says this in his review though: “Mush-mouthed NBA star Kevin Durant’s performance isn’t very good in ‘Thunderstruck,’ but I bet he acts better than Anthony Hopkins sinks three-pointers.” So that’s not as glowing.

And there’s this review from 15-year-old Harrison Lott for the Oklahoma Gazette: “I wouldn’t recommend Thunderstruck to anyone, except maybe little boys ages 5 to 10. I still like KD and the Thunder the same, but the movie is boring and dumb. I don’t want to see Kevin Durant do another movie, because he’s better at basketball.”

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FF_pickups
FF_pickups 5pts

I heard this movie was so bad that the Razzies already sent Kevin Durant a 'Lifetime Achievement Award'

BrockSuede
BrockSuede 5pts

 @FF_pickups ^This has to stop. That dead horse you're beating isn't getting any deader.

BrockSuede
BrockSuede 5pts like.author.displayName 1 Like

The movie good and all (blocked out the cheerleader scene), but did they really have to CGI Nate Robinson (they couldn't afford the real one?) in for when it was revealed he was in fact Rumble in disguise? Also, why the hell did they cast Zac Efron as a heroin dealer at the pool party? That really pulled me out of the movie at that point. But no worries. The Bryan Davis dance number towards the end refocused the direction of the picture. Also, SPOILER ALERT!

FF_pickups
FF_pickups 5pts

 @BrockSuede

This movie sounds fantastic!   I can't wait to see it! 

Bryson
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I hate movie critics. In fact, I hate critics of any kind.

RandomThunderFan
RandomThunderFan 5pts

 @Bryson  Sounds to me like you're criticizing critics.

ThunderChick2010
ThunderChick2010 5pts like.author.displayName 1 Like

 @Bryson

Don't confuse movie critics with overly critical people.

ou_sas
ou_sas 5pts

http://www.dailythunder.com/2012/08/saturday-morning-cartoons-basketball-hero/

[censored]
[censored] 5pts

From what I've read about this movie I can't believe it's real.  Who thought this would be a good idea?  

BrockSuede
BrockSuede 5pts

 @justin_mia

 Or just advertisers in general. It's a big commercial you see.

BrockSuede
BrockSuede 5pts

 @justin_mia

 Nike?

BrockSuede
BrockSuede 5pts

We are ALL (mostly) adults and this was a kids movie. Of course it was simple, easy to follow and exploitative. What did you expect?

BrockSuede
BrockSuede 5pts like.author.displayName like.author.displayName 2 Like

Thunderstruck was a cute little movie. Our boy did great and our town looked good on the big screen. BUT, the scene with KD's mom in a cheerleader outfit was kind of very creepy. If our roles were reversed and it was my mom in the cheerleader outfit (shudders), then I'm walking off set. DONE. That image will never go away. OTher than that, 6.5/10.

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BrockSuede
BrockSuede 5pts

 @MisterJohnsonOKC

 Knowing that is not helping

I'm a Specialist
I'm a Specialist 5pts

 @BrockSuede I'm going to see it now. I like thick older women. How many minutes and seconds into the movie was it?

El Prez
El Prez 5pts

Marge Schott was a thick, older woman. Did you get a boner thinking about her as well?

I'm a Specialist
I'm a Specialist 5pts like.author.displayName 1 Like

 @El Prez no because I dont know who she is

BrockSuede
BrockSuede 5pts

 @DennisBerry

 I don't really want to think about it. Not. Good.

ThunderChick2010
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 @BrockSuede

Yeah, I was thinking that scene is gonna make El Prez choke on his Milk Duds.

El Prez
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 @ThunderChick2010  @BrockSuede If they have this scene in the movie...I may not be able to view the film on DVD as well and ever be emperically objective with Kevin in TSN ratings. Is there a scene with him giving Skip Bayless a handjob as well? I think what we have here is like the story in Greek mythology about Oedipus.

BrockSuede
BrockSuede 5pts

 @El Prez  @ThunderChick2010 It was a not so subtle scene explaining that his mom is his biggest fan. But, they did NOT have to have his mom dress up like that. It skewed towards very creepy.

Old Man Game
Old Man Game 5pts like.author.displayName 1 Like

 @El Prez  I suspect KD's close attachment and respect for his Mom may be why we've heard very little about him dating off the court. You know how those Momma's boys are, its hard fro them to meet a woman they consider good enough because they're always comparing them to the gold standard in their mind. 

BrockSuede
BrockSuede 5pts

 @ThunderChick2010

It was just so weird and icky.

BrockSuede
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 @ThunderChick2010

 I'm sure that idea was thrown around.

ThunderChick2010
ThunderChick2010 5pts like.author.displayName 1 Like

 @BrockSuede

 Just be glad they didn't try to put her in a Thunder Girl outfit.  :)

ThunderUp12
ThunderUp12 5pts

Was anyone really expecting some great coming of age movie? I mean seriously, the premise is basically Space Jam but with no Looney Toons, no Bill Murray, no Aliens, and no Newman but with Jim Belushi, Brandon Jackson, and some goofy herpderp kid. 

 

That said I'm still going to see it. Haters gonna hate and Slaters gonna slate. 

OBoy
OBoy 5pts like.author.displayName like.author.displayName 2 Like

 @ThunderUp12 i heard it was so bad Skip ordered a Russell Westbrook jersey 

I'm a Specialist
I'm a Specialist 5pts

 @ThunderUp12 They should have gotten Beiber for it

I'm a Specialist
I'm a Specialist 5pts

http://nba247365.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/tolliver.jpg What NBA players do and think about in the offseason... besides bitches

supreme35
supreme35 5pts

Guys leave KD alone!

OBoy
OBoy 5pts like.author.displayName 1 Like

haven't seen the movie yet, don't really care if its good or bad...but everyting @FF_pickups said was hillarious

Old Man Game
Old Man Game 5pts

I can't decide if some of you guys are KD's best fans for going to see a movie clearly geared to 5-10 year old kids just because KD was in it, or his worst fans for talking about how much a movie sucked, in spite of KD being in it, that was clearly geared to 5-10 year old kids. 

MD4Okc
MD4Okc 5pts like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName 5 Like

Maybe it's just me, I actually liked the movie....Damn DT is a real tough crowd

El Prez
El Prez 5pts like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName 4 Like

He's tuned into Dave Letterman with an attitude...WTF.Nobody said going in KD was going to be like Liam Neesom in Shindler's List.

I'm a Specialist
I'm a Specialist 5pts

Is it true Westbrook didn't dunk until senior yr of high school?

f5alcon
f5alcon 5pts

 @DennisBerry yes, he grew 6 inches that year, so before that he wasn't 6 feet tall

FF_pickups
FF_pickups 5pts

 @DennisBerry

 I think he didn't do a 360 windmill until high school but I could be mistaken. :-)

I'm a Specialist
I'm a Specialist 5pts like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName 6 Like

 @FF_pickups turns out I was right, found it. He was skinny and smallish in high school though

 

"My first dunk was in high school - my senior year. We were playing against a rival school of ours, packed house, you know. I got a steal and didn't think I was going to make it actually. I just went up and jumped as high as I could. I was REALLY excited - I knew it would give our team momentum and get us going. The most important thing was that we won the game."

FF_pickups
FF_pickups 5pts

Hey KD, the Screen Actors Guild called and revoked your card.

FF_pickups
FF_pickups 5pts like.author.displayName like.author.displayName 2 Like

Seriously, it was so bad that Al Qaeda is claiming responsibility for the screen play.

f5alcon
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 @FF_pickups lol, it wasn't that bad, he was himself, and that was believable, he is an awkward kid.  

supreme35
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 @FF_pickups  @f5alcon you heard? wait did you watch or not? lol

I'm a Specialist
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 @FF_pickups  @f5alcon http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9ak4mJTOB1qz8x4e.gif

I'm a Specialist
I'm a Specialist 5pts like.author.displayName 1 Like

 @FF_pickups  @ou_sas  @f5alcon http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8tqkklTDI1qjo50co1_500.gif

ou_sas
ou_sas 5pts like.author.displayName like.author.displayName 2 Like

 @FF_pickups Probably a good call.

 

Question 1) How many Razzies do you expect it to actually win.

 

Question 2) Gigli?

El Prez
El Prez 5pts like.author.displayName 1 Like

When the fuck did you become Dave Letterman?

 

 

FF_pickups
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@ou_sas 

I'll save that one for a few years down the road! 

ILikePancakes
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 @FF_pickups  @ou_sas  @f5alcon Ok, you are creative. Bonus points

FF_pickups
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 @ou_sas  @f5alcon

 This movie is so bad it violates 4 statutes of the geneva torture rules.

ou_sas
ou_sas 5pts like.author.displayName 1 Like

 @FF_pickups  @f5alcon This also applies to fans of opposing teams watching games where he plays.

FF_pickups
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 @f5alcon

 I heard it was so bad it should come with a warning from the surgeon general.

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