Choosing the worst performance is like choosing what to eat at a vegan restaurant. How do you pick the worst among a bevy of un-enticing options?
I had no choice. I had to get creative.
Being the enterprising individual that I am, I came up with the JNWPMUM. The “John Napier Worst Performance Made-Up Metric.” It’s a highly-complicated formula that considers negative impact, minutes played, win/loss, lineups, and other super-secret criteria. The higher the number, the worse the performance. (Note: the calculation of this statistic is proprietary, so please don’t ask for my Excel spreadsheet).
And without further ado, and based upon the JNWPMUM, the five worst performances of the year are: Keep Reading…